Good afternoon, and welcome to today's auction. Due to the presence of black mold, discarded half-eaten turkey legs, and an undulating rat king that no one dares approach, I have been advised to move these proceedings along as quickly as possible. Do I hear an opening bid? Do I hear an opening bid for this majestic fiberglass castle facade, masking what was once a Midas Muffler shop? That's 25 cents in the Old West. We have 25 cents. Do I hear higher than 25 cents? This paper bag, which could be full of money or my socks. You take the chance. We have an intriguing mystery bag.
Do I hear more than the mystery bag? Two bits and a cardboard box, which may or may not contain a mystery bag. Already the most challenging auction I have ever been a part of.
Do I hear a higher bid from that James Bond villain over there? Do I hear a much higher bid, followed by shocked murmuring? We can't afford that. Due to my I guess the castle was a crazy idea anyway.
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I should probably just invest this money in a Gay. And how long before I can take this out? Man, those losers don't deserve that castle. I would call my sister about this if she were able to answer the phone. Well, you know, in castle times, if you wanted something, you just took it. What are you talking about? I'm saying the four of us should storm that castle and take it for ourselves. Should we do it with careful planning, or have another couple beers and then just go for it? Well, let's make that decision after another couple beers.
I checked with my mom, and she said it was cool with her if we wanted to sleep here tonight. I'm gonna have to go home and get my pillow. I've been in this location for 40 years, and never once have I broken a lamp. God, I hope he's got insurance. Of course he's got insurance. He's been at this location for 40 years. Yes, you heard me right. Cancel my husband's life insurance. He's been in perfect health for 40 years. We're selling the lamp store and going to travel. We need this after losing both our children.
So should I be aiming for an open window, or just arcing it over the wall? I don't know, I've never seen the movie, just the Bryan Adams video. Oh, such a good song. Oh, yeah, he's that guy, too.
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Do you see any differences between these two pictures? Oh, the pie has a wedge removed. Hartman, were you able to tell anything from Stewie's X rays? Little guy's got scoliosis. Oh, no, am I gonna be a big-shoe, small-shoe guy? But don't worry, he'll be fine. He just needs to wear this brace for a while - to correct it. Now, does he have any school pictures coming up? Yeah, he actually does. Well, then, this will not be a "refrigerator door" year. All right, this says if we don't get arrested for the next six months, the arson and mayhem charges will be dropped.
Hey, sorry again, you guys. Ah, no harm done. Yeah, no hard feelings, fellas. I've already forgotten about it. I'm too busy thinking about my hot date tonight. Actually, I use both and do, like, an Indian burn. But that's not what this is. Tonight I'm getting lucky.
Hi, are you Mort? Why, yes, I am. What the hell was that? Yeah, thanks to Tinder, he's had a different girl every night this week. It's an app for your phone where two strangers can hook up for a dirty liaison.
Just two horny people with phones. Wait, I don't get it. So you hit 'em on the head with your phone and knock 'em out?
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No, you just swipe someone's picture, they come over, and you plow 'em. I gotta try this. I mean, easy sex on the Internet? Did you know about this, Scott Baio? And you, Scott Caan? Did you also know about easy sex on the Internet?
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